What Funny Liner To Write In A Wedding Card 70's Or 80's TV Show A La Xena But W/ Hunky Guys With Band Hair?

70's or 80's TV show a la Xena but w/ hunky guys with band hair? - what funny liner to write in a wedding card

Think bikini hair and skin cracking deer Suits Hunky One Liners. Write funny. 70 or 80 of this television at the beginning was that fun, Campy with a wink. An episode was one of the main characters in a cave or ~. He hates spiders crawl on his shoulder, then turns around and sees her colleague, the huge taratulas at the back has. Recall an atmosphere that show Xena. Probably only for a season or two. What was the name / event?